by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005
Get the Satanic Hamster mug.A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.
Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"
by TheWaker2021 March 31, 2021
Get the hail satan mug.The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)
by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019
Get the LaVeyan Satanism mug.The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.
by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004
Get the satan's asshole mug.He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.
by Budder cup June 5, 2013
Get the Satan's Chariot mug.Brad cheated on his wife Amy, once she found out she went out and ate at White Castle. After hours of eating she came home and sat on his pillow and Satan Steam poured out of her ass. When Brad got home from work he went straight to bed, once his head touched the Steamed pillow he threw up all over himself.
by SatanHasSteamed1 February 15, 2014
Get the Satan Steam mug.Hi I'm Mark Dice here with another episode of liberal lunatics... Hillary Satan said that fake news was the reason she lost the election
by Gdog4202 July 8, 2017
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