Ryan

has such a small penis that he doesn’t even have a penis. his penis shrunk so much that it became a vagina therefore he is a fucking female.

rob: bro i saw Ryan’s penis yesterday, jk i couldn’t even see it it was so small

jerry: bro... that’s kinda gay

rob: ik

by Theripestcheese December 29, 2019

Ryan

An amazing guy. He's sweet and caring and is perfect in every way. He cares about you and will make you laugh. He couldn't be more perfect and amazing.

Ryan is the best

by queenofaustralia August 11, 2017

Ryan

He's a big ole bitch

Person 1: "Hey, isn't that Ryan?"
Person 2: "No. That's just a bitch."

by Zoost555 February 1, 2020

Ryan

Ryan's are typically absolute cunts.

Person 1 - "You know that Ryan guy?"
Person 2 - "Of course, he's an absolute cunt"

by BxpeHoodie June 1, 2020

Ryan

My bestfriend in the ENTIRE WORLD. hes my favorite person to talk to. I trust him with everything.
Luv you madahfucka.

ryan is amazing

by Wolfie686969 November 17, 2016

ryan

most ryans r cool n shit but there is one who needs to go to a hairdresser. he looks like a fuckin mushroom. he is small and i feel bad for any other ryans on this planet cos they hav to share a name with him.

is that ryan- i mean mushroom boi- EWWWWWWWWWW

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

Ryan

A guy who’s sohot they get every pussy in town. His dick is 12 inches and makes girls horny every at first glance. He is also called chief cuchy.

OMG... I fucked Ryan last Night

by Weed Fuckers May 7, 2019