When a woman is on her period and you are eating her out, getting your Red Wings. When you finish the job you drag your head, from the tip of your nose to the back of your head.
Dude, I was getting my Red Wings last night when I topped it off with a double banger! I got a Roman Helmet too!
by Hasteusaf August 26, 2009

The Romans were the first civilization on record to use enemas, Roman physicians used enemas as a preferred treatment for a range of symptoms. A Roman Enema in contemporary usage is when someone imbibes alcohol via their rectum in order to avoid common signs of drinking, i.e., alcohol breath.
Chris was concerned his boss would smell the wine he was going to drink on his lunch break, so he decided to do it Roman Enema style to avoid being discovered. He filled an empty enema bottle with 750 mL of a velvety smooth California Pinot Noir with hints of vanilla and blackberry jam. He then inserted it into his rectum and savored a slow and steady intoxication that would leave no trace for discovery.
by winokat March 31, 2009

by Roman Rich January 6, 2012

The Roman Sieve is the act of shatting into a standard sieve, followed by forcefully placing the shat-filled sieve upon your partners head, in a manner such that the shat squeezes out in a ridge like the red horse hair crest of a roman Legionnaire's helm.
by Mik N. Paul September 17, 2008

A very gay person who likes men
by Felipe roman December 18, 2016

Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
by Master of Sageville April 14, 2010

Well, Sophie is a hot and popular girl. She's pretty athletic and the guys love her for that. Guys from grades above her are attracted to her also, which is pretty badass. Roman, on the other hand is super hot.. kind of a douche, but is SUPER hot. Roman and Sophie flirt a lot and he needs to ask her out.
Roman: man, sophie is pretty hot, but she rejected me once already... whatever
Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!
Roman: okay, maybe.
Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!
Roman: okay, maybe.
Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
by seniors12! October 15, 2011
