Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses

Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?

by Lig October 10, 2003

River

River is a cool guy but is also usually a heartbreaker. He’s usually shy but definitely not on Snapchat! They are funny but also very confusing. VERY HOT!!!! Nice guy but sometimes changes the way he acts around certain people... they usually have a really really big heart:) just don’t let em play you.

Did you see the guy? He’s so hot! He’s such a River!

by Sksksskdefinition August 18, 2019

Mississippi River

A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.

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by sharkboy4eva January 8, 2012

Hood River

A quaint drinking town with a kiteboarding problem.

Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.

by hoodriverrat July 1, 2015

May River High School

A shitty high school in South Carolina full of edgy white boys who juul constantly, rich bitchy girls who do nothing but spread drama and party, and staff who cares more about people being out of dress code than actually teaching. Home to a giant religious cult known as the Student Section and our supreme overlord, Father Bornscheuer.

Jabroni 1: Where do you go to school?
Jabroni 2: I go to May River High School.
Jabroni 1: Oh shit, you go to May River? What a fucking loser!

by LittleRichard69 November 10, 2019

Riven

The second Myst game

Myst, Riven, and Exile rule!

by Korora October 13, 2003

Riverdale

where the kids are high and the grades are low and all the parents hangoutin Viggs

I am going to Riverdale to get wasted

by anonoymus April 15, 2004