reeding

Reading off Papyrus paper.

Ancient Egyptians were fond of reeding.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

Cade Reed

Brayden's Bitch

Cade Reed is Brayden's Bitch in any and all games as well as life itself

by BlueBomber250 March 10, 2020

Reed Coffer

4’9

Reed Coffer is 4’9

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Reed girls

The reed girls are the best. No need to beat your meat, choke the fuck stick or even beat the evil 1 eyed Willy.

If the Reed girls are around, you never have to whack it because they will sexually relieve you for some marihuana or just because they are town sluts

by Long dong Ed August 23, 2022

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Reed

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊

Reed was dry humping aubreys bag

by Name shame December 11, 2019