reading

Code for Masterbateing .

Friend "Hey bro I tried calling earlier, what you up to?"
You: " Sorry I was "reading"."

by EL_Mark March 18, 2015

T-Rexing

Consuming alcohol to such a point that two things happen:

1. As mentioned above, one holds one's arms in a perched position as a T-Rex might;

and 2. When attempting to walk, one stumbles around in a stomping fashion as a T-Rex might, often destroying whatever gets in the way.

Optional: A drunken roar every now and then.

Oh shit, Trevor's T-Rexing all over the place.

by swoopaloop64 August 31, 2010

Reading Braille

Rubbing your dick tip on your girl's braces when you get head.

Dude, last night I was reading braille for fucking hours. My girl's jaw was wrecked.

by PinYin62 October 5, 2017

Remington

To lightly feather another individual inappropriately with ones fingers in a woogity like fashion; to sexually, yet delicately, lightly brush another person inappropriately with your fingers. Typically done to the groin and/or boob area while yelling, "REMINGTON!"

"Frances, I love it when you remington me like that."

"Bitch, let me remington you"

"REMINGTON"

by The real LO April 24, 2014

T-Rexing

The difficult act of preparing to root a kinky-type female with a bung eye. It involves retraining her arms so that her hands are only usable at shoulder level. You must then get her ready for action, switch off the light and jump into her blind spot.

Dondon: Bro, I scored this gammy-eyed nurse last night who was ripe for the T-Rexing. It took her fuckin' hours to find me in the darkness!

Fanwing: Bad cunt...

by Dondon May 24, 2008

North Reading

A rich white town with fake people
Middle schoolers think it’s cool to buy pot and vape

- they usually get in trouble for doing this in school

Girls wear 10 lbs of makeup on their face and usually have sex at age 13
Boys think they are more cool than they are and ask girls for nudes way too much
Middle school drama occurs a lot in the shitty school
Parents are rich and oblivious to what their children are doing

Look at all those drunk, high, middle school kids from North Reading!

by ayee33003 October 16, 2018

T-rexing

When you’re hooking up with someone and mid make out they awkwardly grab your boob.

Last night went so badly! We were kissing and then he started t-rexing me and I felt so uncomfortable.

by Ihavesexalot July 26, 2019