A hybrid mix between a Raptor and a T-Rex. It has a small body that can move quickly, but very disproportionate arms like a T-Rex.
by MellowYellow1205 January 25, 2011
Get the raptosarus mug.1. To masturbate while thinking about the Rapture, Mark of the Beast, Great Whore of Babylon, etc.
2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.
2. To diddle one's ass while imagining getting Rapture Fucked by Harold Camping.
1. As Rick Santorum stood in the shower thinking about the Rapture his hands moved slowly downward and he began to Rapturebate. He imagined finally being able to tap the Jesus Hole. Yes he knew the Lord was coming soon. Yes coming. coming soon, coming soon...
2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.
2. Renowned felcher Pat Robertson stuck four fingers up his saggy old prison wallet and dreamed of his favorite fantasy Sodomy Clown, Harold Camping.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 13, 2011
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by Naikoe September 23, 2007
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Get the Rapture mug.And THUS THE GIANT SALAMANDER APPEARD; AND LO, IT SPOKE UNTO THE FAGS. "FUCK YOU, THIS SHIT SUX, YOU FAG." AND WITH A PUFF OF SEMEN, IT WAS GONE.
AND A LOUD YELP WENT INTO THE AIR AS THE PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY SHOT FORTH FROM THEIR BIRTHING CANALS SEVERAL BABY TOADS FROM EACH. AND THUS THAT DAY BECAME KNOWN AS THE GREAT SALAMANDER-FROG FAGGOTEER EXTRAVAGANZA. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, RAPTORJESUS CAME TO THE VERY SPOT THAT THE SALAMANDER HAD BEEN AND SAID, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" AND AS SOON AS HE SPOKE, THOUSANDS OF TOADS BEGAN TO FLOCK TOWARDS THE SAURIAN MESSIAH. AND AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE FROGS HAD ARRIVED, RAPTORJESUS PROMTPLY LET OUT A LOUD SCREECHING ROAR, AND THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE. SECONDS LATER, THE HUGE SALAMADER HAD RETURNED, BATHING ALL AROUND IT IN A WARMING GLOW. AND AGAIN, THE SAME THING HAPPENED; THE SALAMANDER SPOKE, PUFFED, AND MANY WERE IMPREGNATED. THOUSANDS MORE HAD FLOCKED TO THE LOCATION THAN BEFORE, MAKING THE EVENT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR. MILLIONS OF FROGS BEGAN SHOOTING INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, AND INTO OPEN MOUTHS AS THE WOMEN MOANED IN PLEASURE, SHOOTING AMPHIBIANS FROM THEIR VAGINAS.
AND A LOUD YELP WENT INTO THE AIR AS THE PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY SHOT FORTH FROM THEIR BIRTHING CANALS SEVERAL BABY TOADS FROM EACH. AND THUS THAT DAY BECAME KNOWN AS THE GREAT SALAMANDER-FROG FAGGOTEER EXTRAVAGANZA. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, RAPTORJESUS CAME TO THE VERY SPOT THAT THE SALAMANDER HAD BEEN AND SAID, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" AND AS SOON AS HE SPOKE, THOUSANDS OF TOADS BEGAN TO FLOCK TOWARDS THE SAURIAN MESSIAH. AND AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE FROGS HAD ARRIVED, RAPTORJESUS PROMTPLY LET OUT A LOUD SCREECHING ROAR, AND THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE. SECONDS LATER, THE HUGE SALAMADER HAD RETURNED, BATHING ALL AROUND IT IN A WARMING GLOW. AND AGAIN, THE SAME THING HAPPENED; THE SALAMANDER SPOKE, PUFFED, AND MANY WERE IMPREGNATED. THOUSANDS MORE HAD FLOCKED TO THE LOCATION THAN BEFORE, MAKING THE EVENT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR. MILLIONS OF FROGS BEGAN SHOOTING INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, AND INTO OPEN MOUTHS AS THE WOMEN MOANED IN PLEASURE, SHOOTING AMPHIBIANS FROM THEIR VAGINAS.
by 4channer May 8, 2005
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