You’re so lucky to have a friend called Ralph, Ralphs are the best but only when they’re your friend and nothing more. Don’t fall in love with a Ralph cause they have an attitude to make you the happiest and get your hopes to the highest then crush them the next day like nothing happened between you two.
Girl 1: “ I think I love him, his name is Ralph “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
Girl 2: “ Well.. You’re f*cked up, leave him before he leaves you “
by pandorasboxboxbox November 23, 2021
Get the Ralphmug. 
Get the ralph in the dookermug. by rubberknife January 23, 2017
Get the talking to ralphmug. by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
Get the Ralphs Italian Icemug. A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.
by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013
Get the Ralph Petersmug. Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025
Get the Ralph Macchiomug. Hot Filipino dude with a plucked hairline and cute and perfect smile annoying sometimes and never listens but always ALWAYS in women’s business like he one of the girls caring and sweet always right and knows best
by Filly25 December 5, 2022
Get the Ralph Floresmug.