Blood Rainbow

Blood rainbows are rainbows that form out of human hatred and dread. They have the appearance of a rainbow at first, but the closer you get, the redder it gets, until it looks like pure blood. Unlike most rainbows, there are ends to these, but at the end of them, there are Death Unicorn dens, and if you get anywhere near those, there is no chance that you'll survive. I implore you not to do it.

"Hey, dude, is it normal for your eyes to be bleeding like that?"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"

by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022

Pocketful of Rainbows

A Eureka 7 movie based in an alternate universe.

Eureka 7 Pocketful of rainbows was hard to find.

by lazerus=lazyass March 31, 2010

murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.

"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."

by polony November 24, 2013

Straightened the Rainbow

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."

1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Polar Jones rainbow

A orange,red and purple popsicle frozen together and then inserted deep into the male rectum causing immediate melting out of the asshole.

Victoria, Roberta and I took turns drinking a polar jones rainbow out of Fred's ass last night, talk about nummy!!

by RVJ forever again May 4, 2019

riding the rainbow road

When you are so high you feel as if you are on the rainbow road in Super Mario Kart

"bro last night i felt like i was riding the rainbow road"
"woah that must be some serious cush"

by cushmaster69 June 3, 2021

every unicorn will find its rainbow

A well known phrase that essentially means the same thing as "every giraffe will find their scarf", and "every triceratops will find their berry bush".

Ted: Well you know what they say, Jim. Every unicorn will find its rainbow.
Jim: What the fuck does that even mean, Jim?

by UnicornsFindingRainbows July 5, 2020