raccoons in the attic

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.
by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013
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raccoons asshole

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today
My bf: “nooo
by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 10, 2021
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Raccoonize

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.
Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!
by Yeahsurewhynot September 19, 2017
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Terrorist Raccoon

A faggot who shows his enormous cock to femboys
by karma5 March 27, 2023
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raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.
I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.
by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017
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raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
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