quaraneturbation

The act of pleasuring ones self with or without an audience while being quarantined.

Alex, while being quarantined during a global pandemic liked to pass the time by making quaraneturbation videos.

by Les Nessman April 14, 2020

Quarantine Cunt

One who, or that which, will stick around sexually for the sake in times of quarantine.

"Yo bro, you dating that chick?"

"Naa man, she's my quarantine cunt.

"But babe, I LOVE YOU!"

"I'm sorry , you're just my quarantine cock.

by Neeky April 15, 2020

quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 15, 2020

Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster

Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally

by Evill April 16, 2020

Quaranmantitties

When you grow man boobs from not working out during Quarantine.

Person1: Did you see Bobs instagram story it was so funny.

Person2: yeah he grew some Quaranmantitties from not working out.

by Mo vitt April 17, 2020

Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020

Quarantinder

A type of tinder of the quarantine cuties aka quarancutie

I might resort to using quarantinder to find someone because I have to follow social distancing guidelines and I want a quarancutie

by __agf April 18, 2020