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quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.
Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..
by Sparky286 December 20, 2014
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quantum

"i wish we could get high but we dont have any quantum"
by bunnyhatkid April 14, 2024
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Quantum Quark Address

Quantum Quark Address - A Quantum Quark Address is when you pathologically communicate with pornography reporters speaking Nigerian in the dickolodean accent so you’re wrong via fallacy & misinformation spread therefore you win.
Ohio Citizen - Yo bro have u seen the quantum Quark Address? Detriot Citizen: Yea bro I stole it from the Urban Dictionary cause u can have shit in detroit
by Flawdajitboaaa January 19, 2023
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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025
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Quantum penatration

When a woman or person gets fucked in all of her holes by 18.5 or more guys all at once
"DAMN!! Did you see that new Porn Hub video? This bitch got FUCKED by 23 and 1/2 GUYS!, That was Quantum Penatration!"

"wow."
by cheesecakeofinsecure April 6, 2021
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Quantum Night

A night of enchantment and well deserved debauchery among only the classiest and most badass of individuals. Quantum Nights often include high quality hand selected beverages, intellectual games of the mind, and candle illumination.
Jackie: Hey isn't there a Quantum Night coming up soon?
Gia: Actually yea, I think your right, it's about time.
Jackie: Yea we've been whooping ass and taking care of business all week, it's definitely time for a break.
Gia: Yaaassssss, I'll see you there!
***Jackie and Gia conduct and jumping hi-five together***
by Beast Squad August 19, 2019
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Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously
According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.
by Devbrook December 8, 2023
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