quagmo

A combination of "queer," "fag" and "homo"

"Dude, I just caught Jeff checking out Matt's ass, what a quagmo."

by Robin Wilson July 6, 2005

quality horizontal time

to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable)

laying around goofing off = quality horizontal time
good sex = quality horizontal time
cuddling = quality horzontal time

by Shatter August 31, 2008

Quality

Quality is fitness to use or we can say quality is perception, because all the people in this world will not have a same opinion about same thing, no matter how good that thing is in your point of view. If a thing is fullfilling my needs then I can say that it has quality but that might not be the instance for others as well because others may not like what I like! therefore we make perception about things knowingly or unknowingly.

For ex:- If I order something from the market that I need urgently but wasn't delivered to me at the right time that I can say that XYZ company is not providing quality service but for some other person if delivery time is not a concern then he will not critisize the company for the same reason.

by Punchaa August 31, 2013

Restaurant quality

Used jokingly when referring to cheap and low quality goods packaged or made to look expensive.

What do you mean it's cheap? This stuff is restaurant quality man!

by nexer September 25, 2009

quagmirism

lines used by gigolos to seduce females made famous by family guys character glen quagmire.(i.e i lost my phone number can i have yours. nice pants can i test the zipper.)

that guys quagmirisms got him a kchick in the balls.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

quagmire

1) figurative: A difficult situation with no easy, forseeable resolution.

2) Any such condition that results when a country deemed a Superpower wages limited, conventional warfare against guerillas, in Asia.

3) Any such condition that results when "nation building" by a self-appointed Superpower involves the creation of a Western-style Democratic government from scratch in a Non-Western civilization.

1) "I'm standing in a muddy field in the middle of a Seattle rainstorm. It's a _quagmire_, alright."

2) U.S : Vietnam :: U.S.S.R. : Afghanistan

3) Iraq, circa April, 2004

by Jiggy-Fly May 29, 2004

Quagmire

The closest you can get to a LUEser on Family Guy.

Quagmire: Hello, 911? Yeah, this is Quagmire. It's stuck in a window this time.

by dj_gs68 November 28, 2003