poorbastardtarian

A person who physically can't eat meat for medical reasons. They love the taste and smell of meat and thus hate the label of vegetarian/vegan.

I will have the nut roast although I'd love the lamb but it would kill me because I'm a poorbastardtarian.

by @jennifergr8 June 26, 2016

the pooria

noun. one who doesn't play that shit at a constant level for an extended period of time, or in some cases, forever.

i thought you played that shit?
I Never play that shit. Im the pooria.

by not the pooria May 4, 2009

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere

To be in the middle of nowhere.

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N

by krista September 24, 2003

poor man's cock

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.

"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."

by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008

poor mans coke

Common street slang for crystal meth (methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less for almost a 48 hour high.

Guy: I'm gonna go pick up some coke for the weekend.
Salesguy: Why try coke when you can try poor mans coke, it's much cheaper and it last longer ... It's Great!

by Rapapapaptta March 3, 2006

Poorn

Porn available to low-income people; mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.

Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.

by rperazag July 27, 2010

poormouthing

Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,

she has a spit shined brand new lexus in the driveway, so i dont want to hear her poormouthing herself when its time to pay her rent.

by groomergirl December 10, 2015