cunt programmer

A nerd and or dork that is eating out cunt for the first time.

Man: What did you do last night?
Nerd: I was a cunt programmer.

by Maximillina Daniel July 7, 2009

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

program

ta steal somethin from a person store or place

when lance and chuck went to champs chuck programed them forces

by datboifromdasouth January 16, 2008

generic program

Any program that is better than WinPCap

No generic program can be as bad as WinPCap!

by All Windows XP users March 13, 2003

programmadectomy

To modify or replace a function or programmer of a software program.

With vivid understanding of the software's problem; the skilled engineer performed a programmadectomy.

by deadzen March 5, 2010

programsturbation

What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.

Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.

programsturbating = doing programsturbation

by a_hollister December 30, 2013

programcrastinating

Learning to code or creating programs for fun instead of doing what you should actually be doing.

Josh was programcrastinating last night instead of writing his philosophy paper that's due tomorrow.

by TMClarke June 8, 2016