Preston Cass

Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.

random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass

random person: oh yeah that makes sense now

by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024

Preston

The love of my life and i’m every universe we are truly ment to be and I love you so so much… Typically a tall handsome cowboy who uses his insane singing and guitar skills to lure you in then his sweetness will ultimately bag you…anyway I love you Preston ❤️

awh he is such Preston

Preston… that describes very few

by ToryDatBoi August 2, 2025

Henry Preston

An individual who usually lives in his dads spare room, which 90% of the time has a single bed. The bed sometimes smells like hamsters.

Yo man, I had the roughest sleep last night. I was Henry Preston’d for sure!

by LondonBoi297 March 21, 2023

Preston

A extreme simp that acts hella gay towards boys and can never pull any type of chick even if a girl likes him his standard is too high to say yes. He's also ugly, fat, has yellow teeth, his breath be stink.

Preston: Damn girl you fine look at this money I have date me
Allegra: Thanks but no you have no game sorry
Preston: Fuck you then you dumbass hoe

by Baljeet the 3rd October 29, 2020

roland preston

The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂

#roland preston

by Roland Preston May 10, 2018

Preston

preston is a gay twink that is a little bitch but everyone loves him. He tends to be a anger monster when he's not getting attention but that makes him likable. He has too many anime husbands to count.

me: b
Preston:no stop
me:bo

Preston:PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY
me:boo
Preston: AHAHHDJNGNSIDKFJJSJCJCJDJSJSJ

by urshort October 27, 2019

Preston

You love him so much. His eyes, his hair, everything about him is perfect... Besides his hatrid of you... He only hates you because you like him... Most people say his annoying, and his jokes are bad, but you think he’s just plain old cute. You wish he’d feel the same way but you know he never will...

Girl 1: What’s wrong?
Girl 2: Preston just talked behind my back again...
Girl 1: GIRL GET OVER HIM!!!
Girl 2: It’s too hard to, he’s too cute to not like...

by MendesArmy4Ever February 10, 2019