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pretential

Miley Cyrus is oozing with pretential; one more unnecessary feud or diva moment and she will have broken the barrier into pretention.
by jk5k May 25, 2009
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the present

What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.
Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past
by hittaJ March 19, 2017
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Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.
Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.
by Marko1950 May 27, 2010
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9 percent

The amount in a child's lifetime (up to 18 years of age) that they spend in the education deparment being schooled, high-schooled, home-schooled or tutored.
Whew, the whole of my 9 percent was wasted in that hellhole.
by Ronald L August 31, 2008
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Percentag

A symbol to replace the hashtag on twitter. To be used just the same as a hashtag on Twitter, but is the new, 2.0 version.

Hashtags aren't going to be around forever. They are getting used up. So intro to the %percentag
I like using percentag %winning
by Dano Hart June 12, 2011
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Serbian Christmas present

Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.

can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.

I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
by Bragolub April 16, 2009
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pretentious

adj. pompous, ostentatious, pretending, an extravagent outward show. I find pretentious a versatile word that can be used to describe anything from musicians (Thom Yorke), clothes (berets) and musical genres (beat poetry, acid jazz)

It is also a word that I over use
O Pretentious One- Thom Yorke is God!
Me- You are so pretentious

O Pretentious One- I like living in my studio apartment, wearing black clothes and a red beret whilst listening to beat poetry and acid jazz
Me- Get a life you pretentious douchebag!
by Anna June 30, 2006
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