Harry Potter

A series of true stories about a hero by the name "Harry Potter." This serious, which was written without consent of the wizarding world, has brought this new world into public view.

The entire Wizarding World has been repremanded of late, because Twilight fans are being killed daily by the unforgivable curse, "Avada Kadavra." Most of these incidences are because twilight fans are accusing Wizards of being "fake and gay."
Twilight fan: I read Harry Potter last week, that book is so fake and gay.

Wizard: Avada Kadavra!

Twilight fan: *dead*
by ccllaarrkk April 10, 2010
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The best book series ever!!!!

The boy who lived through the avada kedavra curse because of his parents Lily and James Potter sacrificed themselves for him. He lives with his Aunt,Uncle, and cousin. At the end of the best series ever either harry or voldemort has to die ( i hope voldemort does!!)
H8ter: Harry potter is the GAYEST series of books in the WORLD!!

ME: HOW DARE YOU!! *shoots h8ter*
by Laurren March 24, 2005
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A stoned fag who loves to play with his magic wand and can't get enough of the magical weed.
Harry Potter is considered incredibly homo-erotic by my friend Shannon.
by Dave-O January 11, 2004
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I fairly good series of books my J.K. Rowling although, they have been overly-hyped. Also a completely crap series of movies staring horrible young Brits who have no talent and really horrible hair.
The Harry Potter book series is worth reading while the movies are worth burning.
by Jessie4131 August 23, 2005
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Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better
Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.
by OLOL June 20, 2007
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When a guy skeets in the shape of a lightning bolt on a girl's forehead.
SO i was beating off and then I climaxed and was like ohhhahhh you know? and then I harry pottered her.
by ambee April 11, 2007
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