When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and getting in to it, the possum's come to life!!
"Six of us were down in Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the possums woke up and got in on the action"
by Jason Bates February 6, 2009
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Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!
by Two-Bits January 9, 2009
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by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008
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Frank wanted to impress his liberal arts major date by his casual disregard for the half-full Bourgeoisie, so he put on his possumist front and said the glass was half-empty.
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by mysticphinox66 March 4, 2019
Get the postman pat mug.A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.
Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"
Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"
Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."
Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."
Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"
Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."
Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."
by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008
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