pooter hole

noun....the asshole. as in the "poop hole". Best used to describe a man's asshole in a cute and playfull way for a prudish wife/partner.

"Oh sweetie....can you buy double ply next time 'cause this dollar tree stuff hurts my pooter hole"

by Elf Rapist January 1, 2012

pootergeist

That time when you go to the toilet, you don't need to wipe, when you turn round, there's nothing there...

You have been visited by the pootergeist.

Mate, I'm scared, I've just had a pootergeist.

by Pooghost March 21, 2017

pooter queef

When your nasty crusty pussy blows shit out her cooter and looking like shookie in your underwear

Hey Samantha my pussy just blew a hunk of shookie .Damn you must of blew a crusty smelly pooter queef

by Pooplips November 27, 2018

Pooterbutt

An ass that is even flatter, and even more embarrassing than a poohbutt. The absolute worst type of butt to have, or to look at. It practically tilts inward.

Man A: “Look at that poohbutt!” Man B: “No, dude, that’s a pooterbutt right there.”
“Omg, Becky, would you call my complete lack of having any ass a ‘poohbutt’? Or is it a ‘pooterbutt’?”

by NurseCaca December 6, 2018

Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....

He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy

by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020

USS Porter

USS Porter DDG-78 is a rustbucket shithole of a US Navy vessel that is currently homeported in Norfolk, Va. Is known for having a corrupt chain of command, rampant fraternization, more broken equipment than working equipment, and an extremely low level of morale. If you ever see this ship, feel sorry for those who are stationed there, and thank God that you are not.

I was stationed on the USS Porter. Thank God i am gone.

by former member of USS Porter July 16, 2010

Gilbert Porter Section

The "Gilbert Porter Section" is a major section of The Hammocks, FL. It is composed of several neighborhoods and has a total combined population of about 8,957.This area is diverse ethnically, racially, and economically. The Gilbert Porter Section is 39% black, 53% hispanic, and 8% asian, white, and other. Parts of this section are middle class, poor, and rich alike. 42% of the population is below the poverty line, 55% are middle or working class, and 3% are rich. Dr. Gilbert L. Porter Elementary School is in the Gilbert Porter Section; right across from the Ensenada neighborhood.

I would like to go for a walk in the "Gilbert Porter Section".

I have a friend who lives in the "Gilbert Porter Section".

by Take-5-chomp October 27, 2011