It’s that thing where a couple wants to come over for dinner, but you only like the wife. So, you hang out with them for a couple of dinner dates, but in return, get to fuck the wife. That’s a Porkage Fee.
He only wants to talk about fishing and 2004 Mahtomedi varsity hockey games. But I let them come hang out a few times because she’s hot and the Porkage Fee was worth it.
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Sally and David realized they are Polyamorous. They are looking for a new woman to join their polycule. David likes motorcycles and cars! Sally is like, well...having a car.
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The act of sleeping with multiple alarms, knowing that just one of them won’t wake you up in the morning.
Sleepy: I was supposed to arrive at work at 7:45 but wasn’t even awake until 8.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
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A flabby, self-proclaimed “10,” typically a female, who has nothing to offer at all. Sometimes referred to as a Porka Whale or a Porkaren. This type of female may appear to be what society deems a “strong, independent, woman” but in reality they gain all their power from insecure men and virtue signaling about being victimized. Wants all the benefits of equality to men without any of the responsibility. No confident man would be caught dead with a Porka. Porkas do nothing but consume. They do not provide anything meaningful to society and are generally a drain on insecure men's precious resources. Avoid at all costs.
A flabby, self-proclaimed “10,” typically a female, who has nothing to offer at all. Sometimes referred to as a Porka Whale or a Porkaren. This type of female may appear to be what society deems a “strong, independent, woman” but in reality they gain all their power from insecure men and virtue signaling about being victimized. Wants all the benefits of equality to men without any of the responsibility. No confident man would be caught dead with a Porka. Porkas do nothing but consume. They do not provide anything meaningful to society and are generally a drain on insecure men's precious resources. Avoid at all costs.
That bisexual guy only chases chubbs and porkas
Shit everybody grab a slice before Karen gets here, she's such a porka!
Every female friends group keeps around one porka to make all the other women feel more body-confident.
Shit everybody grab a slice before Karen gets here, she's such a porka!
Every female friends group keeps around one porka to make all the other women feel more body-confident.
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So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.
Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.
Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.
There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.
So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.
Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.
Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.
There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.
Womyn Karentard: Polyamory is the new norm! It must be promoted to the wider populace! I have two fat non-binary (Male) partners and it's glorious. Best decision of my life. UwU.
Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.
Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!
Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.
Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: You sound like an idiot.
Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!
Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.
Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!
Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.
Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: You sound like an idiot.
Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!
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