Porto

The word 'important' shortened.

e.g dude u gotta listen to this. Its porto.

by Jibzzy June 6, 2007

portificate

To put emphasis on, an explanation.

The college freshman recieved a low grade on his final because he failed to portificate on his short anwer responses.

by Tasha Jackson July 22, 2004

Portishead

An under-the-skin pimple that you can't see but you can feel and it hurts really, really bad.

Man, I got this portishead on my face and it hurts like a muther!

by amandajene February 1, 2010

Portishead

An influential but egocentric bunch of musicians from Bristol in the UK.
Renowed for their offensive, prima donna attitudes to the staff of all venues unlucky enough to put them on. In fact their split was partly down to the fact no promotor or venue would touch them in the end.

"After last night, there is NO WAY Portishead are ever coming back to play here again"
(the management of Bristols New Trinity Arts Centre after a typical portishead gig)

by Black Flag February 15, 2004

Portis Kickers

A word deriving from the "mexican like" frustrations resulting from language barriers used to express the feeling of being misunderstood or confused. Also used as an interjection to get someone's attention.

John: "Dude, did you just see that guy running down the hallway? What was he screaming?"

Bill: "PORTIS KICKERS!"

by obama25 December 17, 2009

potion - option

A magical solution

Try the potion - option!

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Porti-Play

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty.

After being in the field for a month, porti-play doesn't sound half bad.

by ShitSoldiersSay August 31, 2017