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Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.
Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*
by Mr gay man April 29, 2020
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Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.
(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
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Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.
5 Poofs 2 Pianos
by Maaddaann November 15, 2010
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Poof

The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.
Did you see poof today? Yeah he was out getting hammered with Tobin on the golf course.
by Poofjr. March 17, 2017
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Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.
Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.
by Tberko05 May 15, 2022
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Poof

When someones boxers are bunched into a clump and stick out of their pants into the form of a "Poof".

When one's boxers become exposed to the outside world
"Dude tuck in your poof."

"Alright chill man! I got it under control."

*Tucks In Poof*
by Paynoattention22 November 23, 2013
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Poofed

Poofed: When you have had too much of something, you couldn't possibly have any more.

Synonyms: starffed, shanked, full.
Antonyms: starvin, hungy
Richo, "mate i'm poofed, I couldn't possibly take another bite."

Me, "what'd you call me mate?"
by carelisaslopee! August 6, 2017
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