Pooch

A word created by Aria to show how cute someone or something is

Brad: That chick is so bad
Dave: Damn right, she is a pooch!

by sksksk12547 November 22, 2022

Screwed The Pooch

You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.

Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.

Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.

by The_law21 November 5, 2019

Pooch

Old lady fupa

He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.

by Benny Baltimore October 19, 2022

POOCH

Noun
pooch (plural pooches)

(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.

File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch

Jack IS A POOCH

by QP13FG August 17, 2018

masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018