Pining

it's when u push ur dick against another person's dick and u just like ,, poke each other. that's it. that's pining.

sam: what did you and cas do last night?
dean: oh, we were pining over each other.

by squintyangelcas October 13, 2016

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

a cotton picking minute

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

by yello September 25, 2006

Pinting

When a person's aim in a pub/bar is to pull someone of the same-sex at the bar.

Chris was pinting, and it worked! Chris and John are hoping to have a civil partnership by the end of the year.

by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008

cherry-picking

Deactivating your unwieldy Facebook account, then returning under an assumed name and choosing just a few select people that are actually worth talking/listening to as your friends.

"I was worried about Bettina when she deactivated her Facebook account, but then I got a friend invite from a 'Count Chocula.' Turns out she was just cherry-picking!"

by Count Chocula36 April 14, 2010

Cherry Picking

It's a sex move where one grasps the males nuts and squeezes it as he ejaculates which makes it shoot 50 feet across the room.

After good sex I gave him a good cherry picking.

by Nobody's Banana December 15, 2017

Picking a Melvin

When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg

1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin

by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008