pikeys

(not to be confused with 'wannabe pikeys' or 'clinger-on pikeys' who in live perfectly nice areas but just want to be cool).Pikeys are People who either live in council houses, or in areas where the houses now look like council houses because by them living there it now seems like they are(no offense if u liv in a council house, i know some perfectly nice peopl who liv in them). they also usually wear those parka coats with fur all round the hood to school because they think it makes them look hard. Out of school all pikeys wear lots of addidas,nike,schott,clothing etc. Most pikeys also smoke (in and out of school),also in school they also just randomly walk into people and say "u startin" and in some cases proceed to punch the person, but due to the state of the british school system nothing is done about this. another sign that someone is a pikey is if they just ramdomly spit at cars(because they relize they'll never own one), people(because they're subhuman and dont like things different to them and who have an IQ over 90)and they often spit on the ground for no reason. Pikeys also always jell their hair aand sometimes bleach it blonde. NOTE:u must be all or at least 60% of these things to be a pikey

If you're a pikey you wont want to admit it, but in the back of youre mind you know

by jambo December 3, 2003

Pikeypalooza

Slang name for the Appleby Horse Fair, is a which is held annually at Appleby-in-Westmorland, Cumbria, England.

Those caravans are full of Irish travellers headed to Pikeypalooza.

by Hameroids November 16, 2012

Pikey Styley

Theft of something with little to no value risking everything

Stealing a lighter, risking your life for it. Pikey styley

by vallan August 20, 2013

pikeman

Someone who constantly pikes out of plans last minute

"Koey is such a pikeman, its the 3rd time this week"

by W4st3n Tim3 February 4, 2016

Piketucky Shuffle

The ritualistic swapping of wives/fiancés/girlfriends/cousins/sisters for sexual conquest in a western Illinois county. Mainly due to a lack of drama or boredom within the confines of the area.

The bizarre event is usually fueled by angry texts, sexual frustration, road tripping and Natty Light.

“Did you hear? Suzy pulled a Piketucky Shuffle on Johnny with Clint down in Church Holler; now Clint’s girlfriend Amy is banging Johnny down at Big Blue to get even!!”

by Valley City Kid February 22, 2019

Pikeys BBQ

A Barbecue consisting of traveler foke at a (pikey) site. Normally consisting of all 400 cousins,parents,siblings/partners. This normally consists of a set of burning tires and a frying pan/shopping trolley on top cooking wild game they poached that day.

Alrite mate you coming down the site for a pikeys BBQ, got a load of tires to burn a shopping trolley and a pan I stole from Lydle! After we can have a fight in the mud.

by Wordworrior March 8, 2020

joke pikey

someone who hears a joke someone else has said quietly, and yells it out to anyone that will listen. (usually no-one listens to them)

OMG, you just pikeyed my joke! you're such a joke pikey!

by my name is better than yours! February 11, 2010