Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

pidittle

A pidittle is a car that drives with only one headlight. When you see a pidittle, you must punch the ceiling of your car and yell 'Pidittle!' The first person to do so gets one point. Seven points adds one year to your sex life.

See also: asshole

Pidittle! <hits ceiling, points to passing car with one headlight>

by Ryan November 27, 2004

pidiot

an idiot who resembles both a pitbull and an annoying little pimple; i.e, somebody who holds onto their retarded opinion forever no matter how stupid it is

"dude did you see that guy at the party last night who wouldn't shut up about how beer is actually better for you than water?"

"dude, forrealz, what a pidiot."

by princess pho shizzle January 31, 2009

Paddington's Pajama's

Article of clothing worn between the sheets. It was once said that Paddington the bear growled all day and night until he found the right pair of pajama's to wear to bed. He tried several pairs and non of them ever fit him right. So he designed a plan to search the world over for the perfect pair. He didn't want satin or he'd surly slide off the bed. He didn't want wool. It made him itch. He didn't want thick because it made him sweat. Then he happened to be on the Net searching and all of a sudden the perfect pair popped up on his screen. They were soft cotton, breathable, full of color and air and even if he got cold they would always keep him warm.

A perfect love is like a pair of Paddington's Pajama's when it pops up in someones life it fit's.

I think he/she needs a pair of paddington's pajama's so they stop growling at people and know that they fit each other so right.

Paddington have you found your pajama's yet?

by Wlfdg's<3spoon February 4, 2010

pindi

a zit on your forehead in the place where a bindi would normally be

person 1: bindis are cultural apporipriation if you're white

person 2: i can't help it, it's a pindi

by shit eyes June 13, 2016

piddle

The little bit of urine left on your penis after urination.

I shook off the piddle and it fell on my pants.

by Rusty Wallace June 20, 2006

pididle

Yelled when a crippled or handicapped person is seen.

by Sam May 5, 2003