by Sherlock21st May 9, 2011
Get the Photobomb mug.Illusion: Photocopiers are merely man-made electrostatic machines which duplicate sheets of text and images with at the press of a button.
Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.
Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.
Asante: Holy fuck! Did you see that shit?
Cleopatra: Oh God, it's a fucking photocopier! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run (ink spurting), aaaaaaaargh fuckcunt!!!!
Cleopatra: Oh God, it's a fucking photocopier! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run (ink spurting), aaaaaaaargh fuckcunt!!!!
by Tigerchild January 19, 2009
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A bet that does not involve money, wherein the winner gets to pose the loser in any way, shape, or form for a single photo of the two of them. All rules regarding the level of humiliation, the circulation, and the duplication of the photo itself are entirely up to the mercies of the winner.
Stacy lost her photo bet with Joe, so Joe made her bend over and stick out her tongue...their photo is Stacy licking Joe's ass!
by B00uWhore August 29, 2009
Get the Photo Bet mug.A strong distaste of being photographed, often so strong that an Epipen or a trip to the hospital will often be required. Those who are photoallergenic often begin to develop rashes or hives, or their faces and throats begin to swell at the mere sight of a camera. It can be deadly if the delete button is not properly applied.
Person A: "Okay, everyone pose for a picture!"
Sally: "Come on Fred, It's just a picture."
Fred: "I don't feel so good..."
Sally: "Fred! Are you alright, you're face is swelling up."
Person B: "He's okay Sally, he's just photoallergenic."
Sally: "Come on Fred, It's just a picture."
Fred: "I don't feel so good..."
Sally: "Fred! Are you alright, you're face is swelling up."
Person B: "He's okay Sally, he's just photoallergenic."
by LLJU July 23, 2011
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They were not.
They were not.
Don't listen to Lance's tales of sexual conquest, he has a photogenic memory, and a stained polo shirt.
by 2: electric boogaloo October 7, 2008
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Incidentally, it is often tight people that photograph their paper because they don't want to pay the measly 10¢ it costs to use an original photocopier.
Incidentally, it is often tight people that photograph their paper because they don't want to pay the measly 10¢ it costs to use an original photocopier.
When tayhimself was offloading his pics from his LT onto his shuffle of their recent forkét shooting, he was 'photocopying'.
by Kent Wes Jacobsen October 27, 2006
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Victor jumped into a picture just a few miliseconds before it was taken. He is photocrashing the pictures.
by Victor Mendez June 11, 2006
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