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Philosophy

An activity concerning the inquiry of knowledge that we still use to get dates with nerds we otherwise have no respect for.
I wasn't sure it would work, but when I told that nerd I was in a philosophy class about Sartre, she squealed like a pig for me.
by The Goodman Scholar May 24, 2016
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Philosophysics

A form of physics that doesn't make any fucking sense, much like philosophy itself. This form of physics is purely made up by some som 12 year old wannabe motherfucking Einstein.
- If you put magnets on the blades of a wind turbine, then the magnets will attract each other, thus creating an endless source of power!

- No dude that's just general Philosophysics.
by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017
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Philosophyism

Absolutely certain and supreme explanations in practice or theory for all aspects of existence experienced by human beings.

Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.
I can imagine X or not imagine X, therefore it’s true as no evidence is technically required. Now buy my book and heed what I say or there may be increased risks of negative consequences in this life and/or the afterlife. Amen to philosophyism.
by Sample1 June 11, 2019
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Philosophy

an annoyingly cute little funion eating gremlin who likes messing with her big sister.
go tell philosophy to eat her gremlin food
by jawsay17 November 27, 2019
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philosophy

an annoyingly cute little gremlin who likes funions and annoying her siblings
go tell philosophy to eat her gremlin food
by jawsay17 November 27, 2019
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Philosophy Weeb

Worst kind of weeb. Watches anime for philosophical analysis. Loves Abraham Lincoln and //.hacksign
Ya know that philosophy weeb who quotes Aristotle all the time?
by WeebEnable630 October 27, 2019
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philosophy hoe

a person who gets off on philosophical discussion and arguments; a person who loves to bring up philosophical or political points and debates for no fucking reason in any discussion they can.
Not to be a philosophy hoe, but Plato says a good citizen and a good person are different.
by ruffdesperado3 January 30, 2020
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