Male genitalia that devours vagina.
by Christine February 14, 2004
after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
by queen of everything August 19, 2014
It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
From an early Cheech & Chong routine.
by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023
by uwupug fada May 16, 2022
The human body part you are playing with as you listen to the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, hosted by the man they call Ghost. Instead of talking to him you'd rather just sit there like a dumb little freakshow and do something that's better off after bedtime. It is occasionally referred to as a 'Pecker Shaft' as well. If you don't prepare your call in time, or if you take too long, then that means there is only one other thing you could be doing, and that would be playing with your peter popper, counting the dingleberries in your asscrack ya Helen Keller Deaf Mute.
"901 you're on the air."
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"
"..."
"Nah, you're playing with your peter popper ya dumb deafmute. Next caller!"
by SoggyWetToast July 12, 2013
by radstyke February 16, 2022