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Two-State Period

a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states

1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table

This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.

Characterized by

• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.

Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)
Anna has room likes she's reached her Exam Two-State Period. Her 💩 is everywhere!
by ltsam May 23, 2022
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period friendliness

An emotion experienced by girls while they are menstruating. It is characterized by stronger-than-usual friendliness towards anyone and everyone around them. It is the opposite of PMS.
"That girl has never talked to me before, but today she really wanted to become friends."

"Oh, she probably has period friendliness."
by snaek November 2, 2009
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initial boning period

The initial boning period or IBP refers to the (typically) one to two months at the start of a relationship where the protagonist is able to overlook physical or mental imperfections of his/her partner simply because they are having sexual relations with them. Once the IBP has past, the relationship will either fail or one actually has to like the other person involved.
I can feel I'm nearing the end of the initial boning period - her cross-eyes and halitosis are really starting to annoy me. I'd really rather just play with myself.
by el-dudarino October 27, 2010
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Tri-Phasic Perforator

Nerd talk for 3-hole punch
Nerd Student: Pass the Tri-Phasic Perforator
Miss: The wha???
by PornSoldier July 31, 2007
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Percosode

While under the influence of Percoset, an episode of feeling that everything you're doing and saying sounds normal, while it's obvious to others that you're under the influence of a narcotic.
Heather was clearly having a Percosode when she couldn't understand why her friends died laughing when she said she wanted the Steelers to win the 2010 Super Bowl. (2010 Super Bowl was Saints vs. Colts)
by H-Dog Percozoid February 9, 2010
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percolatin'

1) to move certian body parts about to the music, in a crump, spontanious, random, or hectic, maner

2) to show activity, movement, or life in one's dance moves
1) "...let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me..." (Mary J. Blige)

2) "Her hot percolatin' dance moves got me wantin' more bro!"
by DylanB-rizzle January 6, 2008
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period

A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.
Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003
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