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groingle percentage

the difference in colour between the skin and the tip of the penis. higher percentage, more contrast.
person #1: My tip is dark pink, almost red, but my
skin is so pale!
person #2: Bro, your groingle percentage has got to be 85 or above!
by chompgiraffe June 29, 2024
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14 percenter

Based on demographic results of the the 2020 US Census, and describing a black American as their proportion to the overall US Population. The person labeled as such is usually engaged in criminal or uncivilized behavior.
The wanted gunman is described as a 14 percenter.
by Troll10K September 13, 2024
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One-Percenter

Hey, One-Percenter! You suck reheheere
by Lost Detached Soul May 17, 2025
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One-Percenter

YOOOO LOOK AT THAT ONE-PERCENTER *points at the rich dude* HEH, ONE-PERCENTER LOL
by Lost Detached Soul May 20, 2025
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Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
by heatstim August 31, 2021
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One Hundred Percently

Positively One Hundred Percent. 100%.

I randomly just blurted out "oh, one hundred pecently, I would." and thought of when Thor (MCU) said "all words are made up.".
"I agree with this statemnt One Hundred Percently!" "I One Hundred Percently want to go to Disneyland!"
by rezinator November 21, 2024
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perceptoid

A perception of questionable substance, relevance, or importance. An abstraction that cannot be proven except in the imagination of more than one set of eyes.
He was prone to the use of perceptoids

over more rational summations. factoid
by robwal48 August 27, 2009
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