by yolodave February 12, 2009

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.
I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone
by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.
by bigwhitehammer May 6, 2018

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix
by joe wackamole January 7, 2021

by Chris123456789abc October 18, 2011

When a person does not see another as a romantic partner and instead communicates with them in a pen pal like nature.
by sooblic April 6, 2022

by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012
