Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 16, 2018

Pair of purple hull peas

Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.

kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

the peas have fallen in the mayonaise

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.

doing bad things and people finding out

by princess laura March 11, 2004

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009

apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers

An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.

by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 17, 2014

Pea Jammer

The act of inserting frozen peas underneath the foreskin for pleasure.

What a pea jammer session last night!

by Adam138 September 18, 2010

Pea Podding

A form of sexual intercourse; when a straight couple scissors and the male participant places his testicals inside the female participant's sexual cavity.

Logan had a great time pea podding with Kristin last night.

by dak_attack November 19, 2014