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Parseltongued

The process of masturbating into a dead snake carcass, only to realize that the snake is still alive.
Mate, I was in the bush last week and felt a bit horny so grabbed a dead brown snake to do the business and it came alive! I got totally parseltongued!
by The Clock Radio August 27, 2011
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parsah

Weirdest kid in the whole fuckin school
Omg run I see a Parsah coming!
by Kass da loaf April 15, 2016
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creamy parsnip

You have to continually masturbate into a styrofoam and fill it. Once full you, whisk up until foamy and and pour over another man's shaft.
That Liel, he's crazy man, he just creamy parsnipped Hollins.
by Simonip September 25, 2017
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Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7
Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that
by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019
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Parse

Any adjective, ever.
Stemming from the term "Parser" which is a computer term.
You can effectively place parse in any sentence, in place of any adjective.
I can't wait get home to parse this big mac.

I would totally parse her all around town.

(When explaining your plans for the day) Does that.. parse?
by disco/lemonade May 21, 2009
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Parsippany

I live 3 minutes from this town. I go to school in this town. Here is my definition:
A town where you are labled into three categories: A freak, a fag, or, yes, alot people dress like wiggers. Most people here are emo and punk fags who do nothing but listen to Taking Back Sunday, or are total wiggers, and listen to nothing but rap.
"Holy shit, Parsippany is a whack town full of posers."
by Alarice April 9, 2005
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Parsa

The fattest person you’ve ever seen in your life, he’s ugly and fat and annoying
That guys such a parsa
by 463.)&&&)(://($2//;66 March 13, 2019
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