Doris Day Parking

As in all Doris Day movies, when you are somewhere impossible to find parking, there is miraculously a spot open right in front of where ever you are.

I went downtown to eat and I got a Doris Day parking place right by the restaurant.

by LibbyLouLibertine June 18, 2009

PARKING LOT NAZI

ONE WHO ARRIVES TO WORK EARLY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE MOST DESIRABLE PARKING SPACE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS IT.

CHARLES GOT TO WORK AT 6:30 AM AND PARKED THAT DAMN CAR AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHAT A PARKING LOT NAZI!

by CLASSIC FORD November 4, 2008

parking lot cunt

someone who prefers to eat McDonald's in the Lakeland High School parking lot.

John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"

by Jonathon Barbrady September 26, 2010

movie parking

A parking spot right by or very close to the front door of your destination. So named because in movies, almost no one is ever shown walking a long distance from a parking spot. See also: Rock Star parking.

"Do you see a parking spot?"

"Yeah! On the right! Movie parking!"

by Alex Feigelson September 1, 2005

human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

Parking attendant

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

by How it is April 6, 2005

parking lot

A total eyesore. Usually forest and buildings are torn down for these, but in the end there is a surplus anyways. Made for cars to park in.

The whole world is gonna be a damn parking lot.

by =PaRtY_BaG= July 25, 2004