Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.

Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.

by Lance Pimpstrong October 10, 2015

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Parabasic

An EMT who is in paramedic school. Stuck in the time between being a medic and an EMT.

Hey parabasic how would you treat this patient?

by thatbasic June 26, 2016

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Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

by Smuuush November 17, 2016

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Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

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