by CumsterCass April 20, 2018
1. A condition characterized by extreme, prolonged, and/or unintentional awkwardness.
2. Pants that fit awkwardly.
2. Pants that fit awkwardly.
1. Wow, I must be wearing my awkward pants today. First, I tripped over two stools in my first class, and then I accidentally made fun of my best friend after lunch....Sigh.
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...
2. Wow, did you see Pete's pants earlier? Talk about awkward pants...
by Rosie lurvs Sven August 25, 2009
by HeBD March 10, 2019
Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.
by smAsho February 28, 2014
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
by DoctorZig February 06, 2018
Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.
by Tomjones1 June 15, 2017
by Bnicks45 February 19, 2021