putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.

- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!

by Chippogratum January 9, 2025

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Putin wacker

Putin wacker my grandfather was from Arkansas and when he used to come in to greatest he would tell me come here you old Putin wacker. I was hoping maybe someone from Arkansas could tell me.

Come here you old Putin wacker give your grandpa a hug.

by Sparky769 March 19, 2021

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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.

Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF

by SDC 101 December 6, 2022

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Putin

A odd addition seeking cunt with no friends.
One who resorts to bullying

Other references; bellend

What a Putin

by Sugarcock5000 February 28, 2022

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Putin-Nanny

Someone who cowardly provokes or calls for an attack against an unwilling participant but left with the only option of defending itself.

Man, this bully at school is a total Putin-Nanny! He only picks fights he starts with a sucker punch against the smaller kids in the class hitting them when they're not looking. ,

by Stokanator April 16, 2022

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