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Pencil pusher

Someone who you can trust with all manners of pencil related business. This could mean anything between writing notes on a paper with a 2B pencil or using the lead from a mechanical pencil to fill various crevices in the human body; including but not limited to: Areas under eyelid, under fingernails, urethra, mouth hole. These maneuvers are only to be attempted by a professionally trained pencil pusher with at least 4 months of experience.
A man: Lovely day we're having, pencil pusher!
Pencil pusher, shoving three sharpened pencils into A man's front hole: Yah, now just hold still, I can't get the angle right if you keep moving.
by Pam the Pusher November 3, 2022
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sushi pusher

At the safety huddle Anthony will always let people know that it is indeed "sushi Friday" because he's such a sushi pusher.
by Phil Moor June 29, 2018
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Button Pusher

Someone who has amassed so much wealth when they need to get something done they just push a button and people do the work for them.
Justin is a boss, he's so minted, he's a button pusher.
by momoj August 9, 2022
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boat pusher

Large scale narcotics distributor. Origin found in the saying "There are 2 kinds of dealers; those who need boats and those who do not."
My boy aspires to boat pusher status. Yo.
by bobbypyn June 12, 2016
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A Group of Pill Pushers

What someone on Wheel of Fortune once guessed when the real answer was "A group of well-wishers".
Joe: "A group of pill pushers?"
*Audience Laughs*
Pat: "THIS IS WHEEL OF FORTUNE, JOE!"
by Ideal Cetacean June 13, 2024
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Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!
by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021
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Kel pusher

Similar to a ‘girl pusher’ or ‘head pusher
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
“ brooo I just seen sum hot ass Kel pusher, push and push and push a poor kel, just threw the cunt straight under the bus. Let’s find that poor Kel and push him again” 😈
by Dictionary not dixon March 20, 2025
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