Byvank Punisher

A sex position that involves a doggy style position, but with a up and down motion instead of the standard in and out, followed by a flick. Eg; up, down, flick.. repeat.

“Oh my god, he used the Byvank Punisher on me and I came so hard”

by Byvank Punisher May 25, 2024

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Ye Ol' Punisher

When you shove an umbrella up a prisoners butthole and expand it until they find sexual pleasure.

They sentaced him to Ye Ol' Punisher

by Travis Chode Johnson February 26, 2025

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PUNisher

One who constantly makes pun jokes during conversation

Everytime I would say something he would make a stupid pun joke. Ryan is such a punisher.

by Rawten January 29, 2025

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Punish

To punish someone is to one-shotguyn them to the head in fortnite, resulting in instant death.

"Yo i just punished this default skin."

by punisher_ September 19, 2018

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No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

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