Punt

That one guy who thinks of puns as a national sport.

Oh ! here comes that punter

by 6fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff October 18, 2020

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punt aroond

verb, slang; be promiscuous, sleep around (Scottish dialect)

Dinnae punt aroond oan ays, ya deceitful cunt!

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

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God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

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Punt

To give up on perfection and just get a project done before the deadline.

Ah, sh*t. This project is due is 4 hours, and I had a list of things I wanted to include, but now I have to punt and just get it done before the deadline.

by edderraaa September 21, 2021

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