premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.

Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....

by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011

Premature Baby

An adjective used to describe a person who is mentally underdeveloped. Additionally can be used to call them out on physical problems that come with being premature.

Example 1:

did you know trishy has asthma, like 30 allergies, heart problems and she slow ash?yeah she’s a premature baby

Example 2:

Person 1: “you guys i can’t do that, i’m allergic to peanuts”

Person 2: ur such a premature baby 😐

by Jabuu September 2, 2022

premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.

by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011

premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005

Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

premature ejacoptimisation

A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.

Hey, Joe, your code works, stop trying to do premature ejacoptimisation!

by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006

premature celebration

golf term: The use of any celebratory action (ie. fist pump, raised arm, verbal comment etc.) assuming a putt will go into the hole before the ball actually enters the hole thus causing the ball to miss. Very mysterious phenomenon which plagues golfers.

I had that putt made until Steve went into a premature celebration and caused it to lip out

by goodbuddygolfer September 16, 2010