Pedro

A short kid immigrated from Mexico that is gay and has a tumor

“Hey did you see Pedro”
Yea he’s tumor is huge

by What Pedro November 28, 2017

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pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

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He is an enormous douchebag who loves penis for breakfast because he has a small penis . Sometimes he is so fcking annoying and people just want to kill that cunt . He is the worst person you could ever know!

Danny-"Whats his disease?"
Phil-"People call that "Pedro Ribeiro" "
Danny-"Sounds disgusting"
Phil-"Yeah, indeed..."

by Tigae October 13, 2016

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Pedro

The biggest douchebag that you could ever meet. Like a chad but more mexican, and more of a beaner.

OMG, Isabella just broke up with Pedro...
OMG!!!! NOT BASED!!!

by jacraest December 10, 2019

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Pedro

A retarded Mexican who thinks he is black and likes little boys

Pedro is saying the n-word again

by Jarrenis schmecky December 11, 2019

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Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.

Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it

by Castellanien January 14, 2020

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