Pedro

The biggest douchebag that you could ever meet. Like a chad but more mexican, and more of a beaner.

OMG, Isabella just broke up with Pedro...
OMG!!!! NOT BASED!!!

by jacraest December 10, 2019

Pedroing

To abandon your friends after promising them you'll be somewhere

Also can be used if your friend leaves the lads earlier than expected in order to chin you all off for a 6/10.

*thinking that your mate will let you down by not turning up at the pub after turning all coms off to hang out with a six out of ten instead (in reality a five like Chinderella)

Andy: This stinks of a Pedroing
Godders: Agreed

*After being let down again by your mate:

Robbie: We've definitely been royally Pedro'd here.

by dave godfrey October 29, 2014

Pedro

Pedro is a litle guy who's always sleepy. He got a huge dick, but he doesn't like to admit it. His ability to screw up is incredible.

Girl 1 : " Look, it's Pedro. He's got a really huge dick."

Girl 2 : " Really? He once sold heroin to my granny and she died."

by BigDguy November 24, 2021

pedro mo

The term used to describe a dirty mexican moustache

Person 1: Dude! Look at that guys moustache.
Person 2: Yeah, talk about a pedro mo

by Billybob6775588 $$ January 23, 2016

Pedro

A dumbass kid with glasses and a bean shaped birthmark on his face.

Hey look it's Pedro!

by ballsack69430 May 16, 2022

Pedro

GET THE FUCK OUT PEDROS MINES AND HES CUTE ASF

Pedro is mines <33

by pedro <33 October 16, 2022

Alan & Pedro

A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.

person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face

person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me

by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025