ass pheasant

N: Someone who is constantly up someone's ass. Obsessed with the person they follow.

Mike Hunt: Seymore! You need to do a better job and not be an ass to our damn customers.
Seymore Asses: Damnit Mike Get off my back and quit being an ass pheasant!

by Kris Webb April 8, 2007

Mount Pleasant High School

one of the worst schools in the country located in western Pennsylvania it is filled with a bunch of pot heads that are smoking in or outside on school grounds. Too many sluts to go around that will do anything for ur dick. And jocks that don’t know the difference between their two ass checks and their ass crack. Will do anything to fuck their girlfriends and these dipshits we call jocks will drive someone to kill themselves. The teachers are just terrible literally gave up on teaching and will pick on the kids here. Don’t come here this school literally cause u to have severe depression!

Oh mount pleasant high school back at it again being retarted with ur terrible staff and students who can’t control themselves

by mountpleasantsucksbutt.com January 18, 2018

Pheasant Phenomenon

A peculiar phenomenon that has been witnessed and recorded only twice throughout humanity. In certain circumstances it would appear that pheasants will stop all normal activity and begin to play chess.

"No way!? Checkmate in 3 moves, that's crazy!"
"Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon Billy. Not in a Pheasant Phenomenon."

by Kynum April 13, 2010

peasantstation

A Playstation owned and used by a console peasant

Bob: I just played on my Peasantstation with 14 gigs of GDDR90000 RAM at 300K...TOTALLY BEATS PC

by an average pc gamer June 2, 2018

school peasants

Individuals that you have to deal with at school. Particularly idiots.

Now I shall leave to join the school peasants on the school bus.

by Pantthapotato December 22, 2013

Pheasant Wrench

A term used by hunters for any type of dildo, vibrator or phallic pleasure device. The term originates from the "Pheasant GutWrench" a tool used by repeated inserting and then pulled out of a pheasant will remove it's internal organs.

Added to the fact that the "Pheasant GutWrench" looks like a dildo.

Not to be confused with a peasant wench; a cheap prostitute

Hunter 1: Are you worried about you wife getting lonly while we're away Hunting?

Hunter 2: Nope, I made sure she got a few new Pheasant Wrenches for herself. Gotta make sure she's kept content till I get back.

by 24879328792 October 15, 2012

Pleasant Valley School District

A school district located inside the tiny shit hole town of Bettendorf for the the most part. It is home to someone of the worst and most toxic people you could ever meet. A large sum of its students are nicotine fiends and have been going through withdrawals due to the constant bathroom monitoring. Also home to some of the most two faced people this world has to offer. But Jack Meyers is pretty cool.

So what school did you go to as a kid
I was part of the Pleasant Valley School District
Oooooh, shit. Yea... I dont think you and i are gonna workout together then ... sorry

by MudaMudaMuda March 18, 2019