P.H.I.L.F.

Pregnant Hottie I'd Like to Fuck

Now that she is pregnant again, Karen has gone from a M.I.L.F. to a P.H.I.L.F. in my book.

by Jeffrey James January 20, 2009

L-I-M-P

A person who has nothing going for them, who feeds off other people. Can't support their kids or even themselves, who is a lying, cheating and conniving individual.

Girl, did you finally get rid of that L-I-M-P?

Who, Matt?

by Knight009 July 12, 2017

e.m.p.u.m.l.s

Eat my pussy until my legs shake

Bae I want you to e.m.p.u.m.l.s

by Samrii November 3, 2019

L.A.M.P

L.A.M.P (aka “look at my peanut”) is an acronym for Look at My Peanut.

Person 1: Hey bro can you L.A.M.P?
Person 2: yeah sure
Person 1: wow gay

by InsertedFailed March 28, 2020

p.o.n.l

Property of Neville longbottom

P.O.N.L stands for property of Neville longbottom

by Zoeybach July 29, 2021

p.o.n.l

Property of Neville longbottom

P.o.n.l stands for property of Neville longbottom

by Zoeybach July 29, 2021

G.L.A.R.P.

Due to social distancing & the rise of MMORPGs Less people L.A.R.P. & now play more online games.

Similar to the acronym L.A.R.P yet instead of Live Action Role Playing, it stands for Game Live Action Role Playing.

**Seriously man!?
Who even L.A.R.P.s anymore.?.?
That’s so 2010.

It’s all about G.L.A.R.P.ing now!.!.

by Ellis Dar April 24, 2022