Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom

It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.

Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.

by Piekin August 3, 2011

Octopussy

: noun.

1. Having a raunchy orgy with 8 women of aboriginal descent.

2. The vagina or "pussy" of the octopus.

1. Jim: "Kevin you will not believe what I did last night!"
Kevin: "What did you do, Jim? Tell me now! I'm so eager to know."
Jim: "I got some rank octopussy!"
Kevin: "DAMN! Gotta love that octopussy!"

2. Harold: "Look at that octopus! She has a colossal octopussy!"

by EyeEatUOut June 28, 2009

Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011

sandbagged by the octopi

To have something really terrible go down. An extremely unfortunate event.

Jerry broke both legs when he fell off his skateboard. He was really "sandbagged by the octopi"

by Krestchismo February 20, 2009

octopus

As many fingers from one hand that can fit in the vagina (4-5 hopefully) and the same goes for the other hand anally (2-4), then wiggle all the fingers vigorously.

Yo, I still got all your mom's stank on my fingers after I gave her the old octopus last night.

by hempson August 3, 2005

octopussy man

a bright blue bear body, with a pink octopuss for a head that makes a loud "scary" noise when you squeeze his tummy!

Gavin: did you bring octopussy man ?
Togsy: hes in my finding nemo backpack! =D
Gavin: cool, i got my curious georges in my spiderman backpack!
*both puts a thumbs up in each others faces*

by d= January 25, 2008

Octopus move

A sexual act in which the partner caresses the member with all 5 fingers; the palm goes towards the head as the female pulls upwards. It is a highly awkward and unsatisfying move and should not be attempted by anyone.

Man, she kept using the octopus move on me, I couldn't get it up lol ^^.

by aFlexY August 25, 2009