olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching

Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics

by Klojarw July 29, 2024

Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

by WTMS369 January 11, 2021

Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!

Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Olympic View Middle School

This place is so boring. A few fights break out every month. 8th grade lunch is practically breakfast. In 6th grade they barely give you anything. Then, in 7th it hits you like a truck. 7th graders are basically starving by lunch, Math isn't so bad. Some kids at the school just don't know when to stop because there are to consequences for bad behavior. Many of the kids make disgusting jokes. There is bird poop or gum everywhere in the courtyard. The locks for P.E & Band are terrible, they unlock with a little tug. They don't have CHOCOLATE MILK AT LUNCH! The lockers are absolutely useless. Who is going to walk back to building A just to get their stuff? but, the band 7th and 8th grade teacher is absolutely amazing.

If you work at OVMS this is a suggestion; if you can, make something where the student will feel the need to think " I probably shouldn't do this because...". As a student at OVMS I know how well this referral system is working, and I'm sorry, but it's not.

No I don't want to go to Olympic View Middle School

by Mr AD37 November 8, 2023

outrage olympics

people trying to upstage other people with greater personal moral outrage

The outrage olympics began when someone used the word "crippled" to describe the differently-abled person.

by Orangeboxman May 9, 2017

Olympics

The Olympics are just games, so at the end of the day, if you're an athlete, hopefully you do what you want to do no matter what, from winning a medal to having a good time and not winning anything at all. It's not about what other people want you to do, since they are not there. What makes people happy and doing what they love isn't being lost, being lost is not having found something you love to be doing.

The Olympics are games, and people sometimes turn them into something beyond human. Life is not a comic book.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018