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Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.
The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.
by Tommy4 January 21, 2025
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Olympic Decision

A decision of great importance that, nonetheless, gets delayed until the last reasonable moment.
Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister of Japan, finally made the Olympic Decision to postpone the games until after the global pandemic.
by 1ijk April 23, 2020
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Ozempic Olympics

The Newest Weight Loss Competition in Hollywood whereby Women, or them/they’s (even not Obese ones) take Ozempic for quick weight loss and immediately lose their Ass and their face sags, looks gaunt and they look as though they’ve aged 5+ years overnight! But they act as if everything is normal AF!
“O” gathered all her wealthy gal pals together to eat cake and talk Ozempic Olympics 90 mph to work calories of cake off after…as if!
by Judalon1952 January 20, 2024
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olympic

Can be used to mean "i love you" or a variant of some sort.
"I'm so annoying" "Olympic, shut the hell up"
by neopronoun hoarder February 2, 2021
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Olympic big top

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.
Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018
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Olympics

The Olympics are just games, so at the end of the day, if you're an athlete, hopefully you do what you want to do no matter what, from winning a medal to having a good time and not winning anything at all. It's not about what other people want you to do, since they are not there. What makes people happy and doing what they love isn't being lost, being lost is not having found something you love to be doing.
The Olympics are games, and people sometimes turn them into something beyond human. Life is not a comic book.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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