Olympics

When someone calls trying to postpone or cancel, you would think they would answer with something like the Olympics has already been postponed a year. Other sports have continued on, so either they're going to do it or they're not, and it really doesn't matter which.

There's no point in postponing the Olymics further, there's already an Olympics every 4 years if one gets missed, and it's questionable whether any Olympics is even needed by anybody.

by The Original Agahnim June 5, 2021

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

Nightmare Olympics

10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.

For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.

by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021

Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked

Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later

by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022

Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

by WTMS369 January 11, 2021

olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)

Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!

by Rflow5 May 2, 2022

Ozempic Olympics

The Newest Weight Loss Competition in Hollywood whereby Women, or them/they’s (even not Obese ones) take Ozempic for quick weight loss and immediately lose their Ass and their face sags, looks gaunt and they look as though they’ve aged 5+ years overnight! But they act as if everything is normal AF!

“O” gathered all her wealthy gal pals together to eat cake and talk Ozempic Olympics 90 mph to work calories of cake off after…as if!

by Judalon1952 January 20, 2024