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omelettehead

A smart, intelligent person whose drug use has deteriorated their mind to below average intelligence but still obtains above average intelligence in all drug related matters
Beth the crackhead just made a super crackpipe out of a soda can and straw, what an omelettehead
by crackieMcgee November 2, 2009
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Omelette

me, i am omelette
"Hi omelette macaroni"
"Hi lettuce, put your corndog in my mouf pls"
by omelette macaroni June 14, 2018
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Mouth Omelet

To regurgitate in ones own mouth, to puke in your mouth.
Similar to a Vurp.

*puke* I just made a mouth omelet.
by The Chaz-Mainian devil November 23, 2010
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the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.
Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!
by the sensual chef October 7, 2018
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Omelete

Omelete - This is where you thrust so enthusiastically into your female partner that you scramble all her eggs!
I hadn't seen Lisa in a month. We went at it so hard, I think we made an omelete!
by Sean66 September 22, 2005
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Cuban Omellete

The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.
"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"

"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"
by Sancho12342 November 26, 2011
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Denver Omelette

A sex act that also satiates hunger, this is achieved when one partner stuffs one or more store bought eggs into the vagina or butt of the other partner. The couple then proceeds to have sex in a hot tub. Once the eggs are fully beaten and cooked from the hot tub sex, the couple does a sixty-nine.
I wanted salsa with my Denver Omelette so I jizzed while we were having sex in the hot tub.
by bexla March 17, 2010
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